Because seriously, I am. But they're so freaking expensive that I haven't been able to get my avocado/guac gorge on, and as a result, am still craving it ( Read more... )

I joined a gym!! For real! I am fluffy (like whoah) and shouldn't be that way for health reasons, but I never really cared enough to do anything about it. Then my twin sisterartsystrangemade me really sad, because she said she could never live without me, and I had to take care of myself, damnit!! And no one argues with Heather. She's like a hurricane. You ( Read more... )

Okay, not really, because sex is that squicky gray area that I don't touch with a ten foot pole (that was not intended to be a pun), but I am rather in love with Dr. Brooke Magnanti right now, who is the real Belle De Jour, of the Secret Diary of a Call Girl books and television series. 
And I will admit, a very big part of this not so secret girl ( Read more... )

I decided this afternoon as I was doing my Leslie Sansone vid that this whole weight thing is my nemesis. I've always wanted to be able to kick ass, and I'm kind of a wimp, so I've never had a chance before, but now I do. I can kick obesity in the flabby ass. I'm not saying I'm going to try and be a supermodel. I'm not stupid. But I would love to ( Read more... )

Wassup f-listers? Long time, no converse.

I wish I could tell you that in my abscence from blogging I was whisked off on a yacht to somewhere exotic and warm (i.e. NOT Minnesota), but alas, I remain here.
I do, however, have actual things to write about that aren't fandom-related. (I know, right? How often does that happen?)

On Friday, my very good ( Read more... )

All the girls and I took our semester-ly sexy underwear shopping trip at MOA.
And, just like last year, I didn't get anything. Partly because everyone else had places they wanted to go, and I had to get to work and ran out of time.
Partly because it's tough being the big girl in a sea full of skinny twigs. And let me tell you. Big girls can't shop at ( Read more... )

Do you all remember prom? Where we spent a pathetically large sum on dresses, tuxedos, flowers, food, a limo, hair, makeup?

I just finished watching the new Disney movei Prom (which was rather adorable in its ridiculousness, by the way), and it got me thinking about prom.

I adore the idea of prom. Probably because I want to be a princess, with the ( Read more... )

( cut to awesome romance review )

I just finished watching the lifetime original movie William and Kate, based on our favorite royal couple. Can I just say ADORABLE?
So I have come up with reasons why I should have a similar love story, and marry a prince. Not necessarily the prince of England (though, as my wifey pointed out, if I married Prince Harry, we would be called Harriel), ( Read more... )

I just realized I can import book reviews from goodreads! And since I need an excuse to use this blog more, I'll start posting them on here, so everyone can spark up discussions like "yay! I love this book! Try this one next!" or "Oh Ariel, why are you reading this crap? You should really be reading this" or "Seriously, Ari, shut up."

So here goes!


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